so at work tonight I was just doing my own thing when this really attractive customer comes up to me and goes “excuse me miss, where are the condoms?”

!!!!!¡¡!! im pretty sure my whole face went red bc omfg he was so attractive like tall and had a beard and really nice teeth. I was all “umm….I think by the pharmacy…” he laughed and smiled at me which made me even more embarrassed

all I want is a cute boy to run his hands up my thighs

i look so dark in white omg

I went to D.C a couple of days ago.

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I love DC because u can see an extremely attractive European man swimming (??) in his briefs at monuments (which you’re NOT allowed to do at all)
I did a little something something.
happy summer

I secretly want to get my nipples pierced. shhh